Monkey: Do you have a 'bilical cord?
Mom: I do right now.
Monkey: What will happen to it?
Mom: It's helping the baby to eat. The food goes right into his tummy.
Monkey: Babies are supposed to eat with their mouths!
Mom: Not in the tummy. Heavenly Father gave babies umbilical cords so their food can go straight into their tummies.
Monkey: Where's mine?
Mom: When you were born you didn't need it anymore, so the doctor threw it away. All that's left is your belly button.
Monkey: checks his belly button. It's still there.