All About Umbilicals

Monkey: Do you have a 'bilical cord?

Mom: I do right now.

Monkey: What will happen to it?

Mom: It's helping the baby to eat. The food goes right into his tummy.

Monkey: Babies are supposed to eat with their mouths!

Mom: Not in the tummy. Heavenly Father gave babies umbilical cords so their food can go straight into their tummies.

Monkey: Where's mine?

Mom: When you were born you didn't need it anymore, so the doctor threw it away. All that's left is your belly button.

Monkey: checks his belly button. It's still there.